Except instead of the wife saying jetski/cave diving/funky sex it’s more like, “mow the grass, groceries, and then maybe you can pretend to listen to my feelings… Then I might give it up… If its your birthday… And I’m drunk!!!”
Still closer then the gayfagottyfagfagfaggotgaysgitnoobs!
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Except instead of the wife saying jetski/cave diving/funky sex it’s more like, “mow the grass, groceries, and then maybe you can pretend to listen to my feelings… Then I might give it up… If its your birthday… And I’m drunk!!!”
Still closer then the gayfagottyfagfagfaggotgaysgitnoobs!