New Honorary Member - Mattatuide

This bulletin is to inform you that Team IPX BoD have inducted Mattatuide into The Team IPX Honorary Membership ranks.
Mattatuide – IPX

Forthwith the above mentioned player(s) are affiliated with Team IPX and are free to use any of the IPX trademarks, Symbols, Sayings or the – IPX “Jersey suffix” while gaming under the guidelines of rule 17.
Please make the new Honorary Member feel welcome.

The Current IPX Gaming roster is as follows:
Bloodstorm – IPX
Chipper – IPX
DJBBQIPX
Fuzz – IPX
Harassment Panda – IPX
Hashy – IPX
Kraizen – IPX
Ltmon – IPX
Mattatuide – IPX
Microman171 – IPX
n0mad – IPX
Oozaru – IPX
Rayne – IPX
Robag – IPX
Sha8doW – IPX
Somtin – IPX
Willow – IPX

Sincerely,

Team IPX
Teamipx.net

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n0mad's picture

Welc0me Ab0ard

Greetings and Salutati0ns……………

l00k f0rward to seeing you in Padman
Padman Details and Downloads here

n0mad

tanks

tank you very much . and no probs sha8dow i understand and its all good

mattatuide its a way o life

welcome!

now just how do you pronounce your name, just how do you do ;)

P.S. Having problems with new build, motherboard is faulty and having to RMA. Taking time :(

how to pronounce

OK its matt + attitude = mattatuide
or matt-a-ttuide

k thx bye

mattatuide its a way o life

ps or you could just stick to matt

chipper's picture

welcome

after downloading padman check out smoking guns!

Sha8doW's picture

k thx bye

that phrase kinda shits me…. much like people who say cheers.

cheers….? /me rubs chin and wonders what the world would be like if shad was the ruler of all things

———————————————
THE SHAD DICTONARY
Cheers – 1)Shitty 90s TV show staring Ted Danson and Kirsty Ally. 2)A celebratory gesture over a toast, usually whilst raising a glass/tapping onto another persons glass, usually before a meal. 3(and most importantly) Not a form of “thank you”*
*If Cheers is said as a thank you, the person whom says cheers is due punishment of severe pain – usually in the form of eye stabbing from a pen/pencil.
———————————————

Random Person in IRC: “k thx……..Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…………. MY EYE?!”

good work to all those who had pens at the ready! 100 Svalbards to whom stabbed the random!

-There would also be a shit load of porn, hot chicks with huge racks, no work or taxes and the only sports on TV would be Table Tennis and ICE HOCKEY!

/me is awoken by shitty reality!

ok

ok if it shits you that much i wont use it
but im still not going to use punctuation ok
no way no how

mattatuide is a way o life

Welcome

Welcome to the team Matt :D

Fuzz's picture

Welcome

Welcome aboard Mattatuide. Look forward to zenning it up with ya in game.

Shad – I reckon I know why ya hate “k thx bye” – it was one of Ares stock statements. Along with an inability to type a single thought into anything less than 24 separate instant messages. ah the good ole days.

Damn, it’s 7am wish I wasn’t awake.

Robag's picture

Morning mattatuide

welcome aboard
team IPX

please ensure that you keep you trays in the upright position
and get you hand off the flight hostesses firm buns lol

nice to c u in the IPX colors mattatuide

handy links in the site

Guide to myconfig.cfg for ETQW
http://teamipx.net/blog/robag/2008/05/11/guide-to-myconfigcfg-for-etqw

Team IPX ETQW Configs
http://teamipx.net/ipx-gaming/useful-gaming-resources/team-ipx-etqw-configs

IPX Rule Book
http://teamipx.net/about-team-ipx/ipx-rule-book
Rule 24:

ta
Robag

C U in the Pubs

willow's picture

Good Morning Mattatuide!

Greetings Matt !!

On behalf of everything willow in this world (vitrual and real), i bid you a warm welcome!

Whatever you do, please do not pick pick stroyent from the willow trees and keep off the grass coz Mr Badger wont be too pleased!!

Look forward in meeting up with yah online….till then…..Viva la IPX!

Cheers,
Willow

*Willow starts running coz Shad is coming with pen to stab eye…..

Sha8doW's picture

punctuation

The only good use of punctuation is improper use!

Or even better…
Zero Punctuation

Robag's picture

clan tag colors

here you go

seta ui_clanTag “-^4I^7P^AX”

ta
Robag

HarassmentPanda's picture

Ah, Cheers

No really, Cheers.

Sha8doW's picture

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

STAB STAB

and for those who have NFI about who that above fella is….
GO HERE

Sha8doW's picture

actully is should be

YOUR NAMESpace-Space^4I^7P^AX

practice

stand back red i gotta practice my stabin. HA HA

welcome

Welcome to team mate. As you may have noticed ya gotta be careful but once ya get to know him hes just like a friendly teddy bear.

Cheers guys

Microman's picture

Welcome

Welcome to IPX mate.

IPX is a great clan who isn’t afraid to have a laugh, so if you see something funny on the net, post it =)

Cheers Microman171

/me Ahhhhhhhh my eeeeeeeyyeee!

willow's picture

nt

error

willow's picture

Let me stab MM in the eYe

Oh oh…pick me! pick me! ….to stab MM again in the eye for saying “clan” instead of “Team”!!

Sha8doW's picture

ohh 2 stabs!

GO ON WILLOW!

lol seriously I nearly

lol seriously I nearly cried. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

k thx bi,
Cheers!

- Famous last words of the Naughty Kraizen

chipper's picture

cheers

Cheers rocked shad, clearly you have poor taste!!!

k thx bye
cheers,

chipper

;)

Microman's picture

Pen

I was wondering where you kept your stabbing pen… Now I know :-\

Heh, jokes mate.

Microman's picture

:-)

x_x Ooooooouuuch

Microman's picture

Can I get the first stab!!??

Can I get the first stab!!?? You just gotta point me in the right direction, I can’t see.

Sorry if I miss Kraizen, it might take a few goes.

x_x

MM

I'll do it for yer!

*stabs out own eyes, miraculously missing everything but the nerve stem, then starts laughing maniacially, before physically strapping Microman down to a table and giggling “You will soon see my friend” MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAA

Welcome

Welcome to IPX Matt, they all a good bunch of guys here, but watch your dl limit :D

Microman's picture

Oh Noes!

Oh Noes!! AAAAAAARGH!

OOOOOOO

O NOW I GET IT!!!!
lol you will soon SEE hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Microman's picture

:$

I don’t…

Mattatuide explained. A bad pun :-\

Tools

So gracious. You did truly so wonderful job. You have posted very illuminating thing. I am excitedly expecting for your next post.

Thanks and keep it up!

WAH!!!!!1!!

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Fuzz's picture

... I think he called you a

… I think he called you a tool!

Bet he wasn’t excitedly expecting your next post to mostly contain “WAH

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