so thar were bein’ this lubber named LeBron…
The ornery cuss grew up in Akron, Ohio; not far from Clevelan’. Now Clevelan’ ye see has no nay ne’er won a championship… Not in Basketball (The Cavaliers), not in NFL (The Clevelan’ Browns), an’ not in Baseball (The Clevelan’ Indians).
And when I mean haven’t won a championship… I mean when they lose, they do it in spectacular fashion. I don’t mean they suck… although at stages they have. I mean they’ve put them in position t’ win on several occasions, but have inexplicably managed t’ squander those chances… so much so that these close calls have names….
When I say Michael (in Basketball terms) we all know I’m talkin’ about Michael Jordan. THe same could be said about Shaq… Kobe… or in other sports – Mal, Laurie etc…
Clevelan’ doesn’t have this with their players (except fer one… but I’m gettin’ ahead o’ meself).
Clevelan’ has this fer close calls, by Davy Jones’ locker. Example I hear ye ask, ye scurvey dog? I shall provide…
AFTER THE BREAK
